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Overheard yesterday afternoon outside a coffee shop

Heather B. Armstrong | November 16, 2006

“Don’t worry, he doesn’t bite. He looks like he’s going to, but he just gets excited and acts like he’s going to bite.”

“Really? Well, when you find your dog dead, he really won’t be dead, he’ll just look and act like he’s dead.”

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