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Overheard after a long day of Leta skipping naps and biting the heads off of bats

Heather B. Armstrong | April 17, 2005

“Tonight we’re going to read How do Dinosaurs Count to Ten? Guess what. They don’t. Why? Because:

1) Dinosaurs don’t count
2) They’re all dead.

Go to bed.”

Categories: Nubbin Tags: Leta Armstrong, Parenthood

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