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How to Annoy The Holy Living Shit out of Me

Heather B. Armstrong | January 7, 2005

Pronounce furniture like “furt-ture” and treasure like “tray-zur” and Brighton like “Breye-un.” I know your ancestors trekked across the plains and settled this land, but last I checked “Mormon General Authority” was not a sub-set of the English language.

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